1999 "If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."
It would be a good idea to have an accountant go over your financial situation. You don't require a financial adviser, but there could be some disturbing news from the income tax people unless you take proper action. Chest pains provide a bit of a scare for you this year but they turn out to be a false alarm with nothing to worry about. The scare serves a useful purpose, however, because it alerts you to the possibility so that you take steps to improve your diet and exercise as a precautionary measure. You receive an unusual gift this year. Accept it gracefully, even if you dislike it. The intentions were sincere, so it's best not to hurt anyone's feelings. Try to spend less time in front of the television set and more time with your meaningful other. At least put down the remote control so that you watch a station for more than two minutes without switching over. An unspectacular year with little to distinguish it from those of the past.
